The movie is soo boring I couldn’t even watch this review.
Spagbowls & parma cheesePrije 2 dana
I thought the suit was made of gold because the Wonder Woman is Jewish
Bronx CartelPrije 2 dana
It's not a movie, it's an ad
Sissyphus SartrePrije 2 dana
When movie theaters open up, theater etiquette will go down the tubes even more thanks to everyone being so used to watching at home.
Andrew PaulPrije 3 dana
The Tumble with the dummies at the end xD these guys are so great!
Benjamin RobinsonPrije 5 dana
Serious moment. I often watch stuff like this and while I enjoy the distraction from the day-to-day, I find myself asking, "Guys, does it really matter? Who cares?" But then I remember that it does matter. It matters because human beings crave story, and civilizations are built on the telling of stories, and morals and ideals and truths are communicated through story. And we're in an era now where the majority of people don't understand what makes story good or worthwhile, and it's gotten so bad that we have critics now praising schlock like the 1988 Blob movie because it gets basic things right like setup and payoff, or competency of characters, or internal logic and consistency. What do we lose when we lose our ability to tell good stories?
BillowsPillowPrije 5 dana
I mean the trailer was cool I guess.
ihaveNoChanelPrije 5 dana
INCELS RISE!!!!!!
Aaron SandersPrije 5 dana
I still like this update more than the movie.
Hughe JassPrije 6 dana
Do they not have lounge seating where you guys live? Sounds like you guys are watching movies in Afghanistan.
bill boPrije 7 dana
I knew the first one would be a one off. And I like it a lot, but I knew this would happen.
bill boPrije 7 dana
4:45 That's the second fastest rigor mortis i've seen today.
ajantajuPrije 8 dana
i'm not interested in seeing this one bit, so i guess i must be doing something right....
Manly McStudPrije 8 dana
I have the same mug that Jay's drinking from.
Harry ConnorPrije 9 dana
Have you guys reviewed the matrix?
Chris MushyPrije 11 dana
Im glad that tripe film and its lead actor(?) are getting the slagging off they deserve, hopefully no more WW or aqua-turd films..
cassette lordPrije 12 dana
Even with that ass, couldn't focus DAMN SHAME
Robert Griffith'sPrije 12 dana
Golden Armor was for fan service and for people to think Hawkgirl was gonna come in. Honestly would have likely been a better movie with Hawkgirl.
Dragonhunter45Prije 14 dana
I believe that Wonder Woman 1984 was made for children below 8.
Alexander ChuaPrije 14 dana
But all jokes aside, she’s so gorgeous.
Aaron SPrije 17 dana
You review movies but don't like movie theatres? I like the Tour de France but hate bicycles...
Cal DepenPrije 17 dana
You know, the more I look into 1984, the more sad it makes me. The way things happen, it does seem like the director actually DOES have some understanding off who WW is as a character and she sticks to it. WW is equal parts compassion and ass kicking, spiced up by some sexy bondage fetish liberally sprinkled on it. You see all of that in the movie. But the script is so poor that it botches all of those elements, making it just eye-rolling or laughter inducing. This concept could have been a good movie with only a few simple changes to the script and a few directing tweaks. It was almost a good movie. But if slip and faceplant less than a foot from the finish line, you still lose the race, even though you almost won.
cheezemonkeyeaterPrije 19 dana
The worst movie in 2020.... total joke on us... Director scewed it so hard to settle beef with wb....
fat mattPrije 20 dana
4:10 "Yes so maybe there was a thing in post production where they...eeeeehh dehhhhh"
Bobby JohnsonPrije 21 dan
This clip was made to just flex that they were about to release the 'The Blob' Re:View
OwlpersonPrije 21 dan
Plz....mandalorian seSon 2...
Jasper FlemingPrije 21 dan
"Apparently [the golden armor] was shipped to her." Mike, she has Amazon Prime.
Garrett FragmorePrije 24 dana
For the record, being a Canadian, it is incredibly rare to find disrespectful moviegoers. 98% of the time people are just watching the movie like everyone else, so I don't know anyone who doesn't like theatres like RLM does. It is nice to pause whatever you are watching though.
Andrew BucknerPrije 25 dana
Not even 5 minutes into the movie, I thought to myself "what in the hell? They completely changed the tone. This is a comedy or something!?" About 1/3 of the way through the movie I started to like it. And yeah, I'll admit it.. overall I enjoyed watching this film. Film critics can suck it! It was a fun lil adventure.
Jesse SwaneyPrije 25 dana
Resetera is very angry at you
Gon DonPrije 29 dana
Wait a minute. If she doesn't have her powers back when she leaves Chris Pine, how come she can fly and use her lasso on lighning ? Are we supposed to be able to do that us, mere mortals ?
Francois Ste-MariePrije mjesec
You can't?
WJEFOIA FJALFKJADFJKPrije 26 dana
Wow! After these corrections, the movie still sucks.
@ToyFiendPrije mjesec
It would be awesome if my life operated on modern movie logic. I really wish "things (would) just show up."
Andrew SossamanPrije mjesec
"Honey I misplaced the car keys...." *looks outside and sees an unmanned tank that you magically know how to operate* "nevermind!" Que montage of a 3 hour joyride through your local town.
vampuricknight1Prije mjesec
Diana is like 16 year old me wearing my new shoes to a walk through the forest.
it is a mysteryPrije mjesec
Mike owns up to his shortcomings, Jay continually passes the buck. Got it.
SpiritScarPrije mjesec
If Linda Carter was their most proud warrior, where was she on WW1 when the nazis came, and where was she in JL when the minions invaded and almost destroy the Amazonians? ... Aming thousands of lose end questions...
Hermit CardPrije mjesec
The movie had such a long delay. They could have easily take a second look at it and get it right.
IntyMichaelPrije mjesec
Hollywood is pissed at these guys.
Marked AshamedPrije mjesec
Bad storytelling compounded by bad editing
Roland KatsuragiPrije mjesec
Yeah...you definitely weren't paying attention to the movie (and I don't really blame you, btw). Because....she *did* renounce her wish. *Before* the final fight scene. She even says it.
The Analytical MenacePrije mjesec
Mske more video plz
Duke AguirrePrije mjesec
Putting aside the fact that this movie was terrible, it also demonstrated how bad Gal Gadot is at acting. She’s such a pretty face that it almost seems like she’s good, but then you realize she’s horrible.
Roberto MazeppiPrije mjesec
RED LETTER MEDIA. THE SJW'S R TRYING TO GET U CANCELED RIGHT NOW AT THIS MINUTE AND THERES LIKE 300 POST ABOUT IT SP FAR. PLEASE BE CAREFULL AND HAVE A BACK UP PLAN. BE SAFE.
DonT-ToucH-Me PG13Prije mjesec
I'm glad they addressed this, it bugged me a bit in the review that they got this wrong. She did renounce when she left Chris Pine, as it cleared up her wounds and gave her the power to leap into the sky and do the flying scene.
TheHappyKamperPrije mjesec
I like you guys. Honest responses.
Elizabeth mePrije mjesec
Wonder Woman 84 was awful, like really bad lol
Crappy Movie Happy HourPrije mjesec
Cancel Crowd coming for ya, Hack Frauds. Pointing out the not gays all the time, wasn't enough. Try some more "Orange Man Bads"
Go_Rilla26Prije mjesec
Another movie I'll never watch just like TLJ and Soylo.
HermannTheGreatPrije mjesec
I didn't even know she had lost her powers to begin with.
Eric ChasePrije mjesec
@Ocyla ww started losing her strength pretty immediately. She got wounded by bullets which should've been the first hint. When the guy wishes for a coffee, he immediately gets burned when he takes a sip. They subtly implied it. And made it more obvious throughout. When ww said it was made by a trickster god, it was obvious they compared it to a monkey paw, nd anyone who knows anything about ancient mythology or has watched pretty much any movie trope knows how a monkey paw works. Boring girl already began to lose herself when she wishes to be more like diana. So when she revised her wish and amped it up to 100 what it took from her was 100% of her humanity which made her crazy and attack ww. She became an apex predator and it cost her everything that made her human, pretty sure they mentioned that in the movie too. It was shitty execution but unless you were mindlessly watching the movie, the answer was there the whole time. The wishing cock decided what it took from you if donald trump didn't explicitly decide what he wanted back. The fact that he didn't always take something was kind of dumb and inconsistent. It wasn't the best writing but a lot of it was either implied or briefly touched upon
Lowkey LokiPrije 23 dana
@Lowkey Loki Well to be fair I don't think it was implied if you make a wish you directly take someone elses stuff or get to pick what you take? Like how does that work? Boring lady wants to be like WW, so she gets her wish and what, WW loses her power to boring lady? Then what does boring lady lose? At the end Lite Donand Trump grants a wish then decides what he takes, but others don't? I don't even know.
OcylaPrije 23 dana
You guys really watched on autopilot huh lol
Lowkey LokiPrije 25 dana
I'm the same. I had no idea?
TravellingShoesPrije mjesec
Diana almost winning the race as a child made the adult Amazons look weak. Anyone else think so?
NepthuPrije mjesec
Yeah Jay was correct in the HiTB review, Diana renounces her wish after their 2nd goodbye...but again missed opp via bad story structure/script writing: ya got cool historic golden armor of Legendary Amazon Warrior, so maybe use a short opening (trash the long decathlon "Cheats don't win" opener) to show the legend of Asteria, fighting in her armor (hiding her Lynda Carter face) and have Diana USE the cool armor during the movie since she is vulnerable: in her Saudi Arabia & White House battles since Cheetah took them via her wish. Or like Mike suggests, Cheetah fight wish renouncing to also make the Legend armor set up & pay off. The Blob '88 screenwriting 101 rule: set things up and pay them off layer on for the characters. It's just piles and piles of J World 1 & 2, Spider Man 3, ST Into Darkness, Amazing Spiderman 2 levels of poopy plot convenient scripting & bad structure (how this still happens after so many examples just the past 10 years of big studio fare is mind boggling).
kenchun24Prije mjesec
Marvel shills.
Regno PotiriPrije mjesec
1:30 You're welcome
Peaceful HermitPrije mjesec
I think Mike might have been right the first time about renouncing her wish, the movie just did a poor job making it clear
Maxisamo1Prije mjesec
What is the ... ummm... Wonderful Woman defeats the Blob...
Bad WolfPrije mjesec
If only Patty Jenkins realized her script and story was shit, she could’ve saved face and pulled a Tom Green....by knowingly and purposely making a shitty movie
noobie1890Prije mjesec
Jay is dressed like he's got a riot in Seattle to attend after they're done shooting this
big boss bob rossPrije mjesec
"Eben if a fat guy is eating a hot dog in your ear" Doesn't the guy on the right count as fat in the US himself? I mean he has no neck at all.
X Æ A 13Prije mjesec
why did linda carter hide her neck wrinkes with a conspicuous blue scarf? why didnt they just cgi airbrush out the turkey neck bits?
G MPrije mjesec
You two weren't wrong about Diana already getting her powers back when she wore the suit. Only Mike was wrong. Jay was right
ghost245353Prije mjesec
I'm convinced Mike has some sugar in his tank, or maybe it's a midwest thing.
Raymond BoydPrije mjesec
wait but jay knew when she renounced her wish. Mike's the only one that got it wrong.
eptgenPrije mjesec
"With Wonder Woman I was in and out... of consciousness."
Not EemPrije mjesec
lmao, we didn't really watch the movie, but it's the movie's fault.
J SPrije mjesec
Yes, the movie is too boring and nonsensical to be invested in
John PanickerPrije mjesec
4:45 GAL, NO, THEY’RE JUST CHILDREN
CthulhuRunningsPrije mjesec
So in a nutshell: "we were wrong but the movie was wronger"
Spellbound46and2Prije mjesec
Isnt your review series literally called HALF IN THE BAG because you just rant about stuff half drunk? Who cares man, just have fun
Terry WolfePrije mjesec
I already forgot this film existed. And now I am going to go back to forgetting it.
The WheelPrije mjesec
I must come clean. I admit I do not fully pay attention to Mike and Jay while on the toilet also.
Dominic Stone KaiserPrije mjesec
idk their names. its not both of their faults its the big guy. plinketts fault. the skinny dude pointed out that she DID renounce her wish when walking away and plinkett said no.
CAPTAIN AMERICAPrije mjesec
Sooooooooooooo Star Trek Discovery Season 3 review when?????
Evar JantzPrije mjesec
Please review Promising Young Woman. Jay. Mike. Your country needs you.
AhwitsPrije mjesec
god, Mike, you're STILL getting things wrong. 1. The armor didn't come from a Asteria's fight _on_ the island. It was a fight to let the Amazons _escape to_ the island -- to the boats, actually. 2. Diana talks about trying to find Asteria and Diana directly found the armor. The armor wasn't "shipped to her" anonymously and for no reason, as you said here. 3. You still didn't deal with when you said that you don't recall that it was implied Diana raped the man whose body they've stolen. You were out of the room again when Diana and proxy-Steve woke up in bed naked together, which is one of _the_ Hollywood visual euphemisms for "we just had sex." Do us a favor and actually watch the movie. Do the job you're paid for, and watch the movie. Or refund your patreons, because you're not doing the job. You may even find you can write a more coherent review, because what you did the first time around stinks. For example: it's obvious that Diana would not have knowledge of Kristen Wiig getting her wish updated, so the armor makes no sense in any context that's actually given. At best they could imply that she gets her powers back slowly, just like she lost them, or the armor was originally meant for Max Powers, but the wing parts getting bent out of shape made them nonfunctional, and that's one reason she'd ditch them. Except they made the movie crescendo. Clearly there was retro-active editing and sound mixing. This is the director/writer not making up her damn mind. They just wanted the armor to set up and remind, and pay off the stinger, and that's it, and they didn't care about how they did it. that's a doable hypothesis, ain't it? And that's how you could've done a review. But all we got was, "wha? I missed it? this thing didn't happen (except it did you fucking idiot), so it doesn't make sense. OK next thing that I didn't get because of my own incompetence. Don't ever bash cinema sins, mike, now or in the future, and I hope you never have, because that was a cinema sins episode that you did.
onlyAerikPrije mjesec
It's Max Lord, not Max Powers (which they messed up as well).
eptgenPrije mjesec
Garbage review from garbage
James HargisPrije mjesec
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Shinobi EngineerPrije mjesec
So this is just a HRclubs teaser for the The Blob re:view. Neat.
soiung toiuePrije mjesec
I hated the first, it was a Marvel Phase One type movie. Patty J has no style to the way she films. It could have been directed by a computer.
Kevin RPrije mjesec
Jay cosplaying as Delsin Rowe from Infamous Second Son?
PaulKerseyPrije mjesec
What did they say? My laundry went off.
KylePrije mjesec
But also, she goes flying for several minutes... away from Washington... only to fly back to Washington to get the armour, even though she had no idea what she was up against other than guys with guns, which she has shown to be more than capable of defeating. She had no idea about Cheetah at this stage. Also, why not just make herself invisible?
twelve11Prije mjesec
Surprise, surprise... cinematic failure in 2021 the era run by doped-up dropouts.
soiung toiuePrije mjesec
That clip at the end. So good!
Brian TuckerPrije mjesec
Mike is Def gay
Wil JamesPrije mjesec
These hack frauds don't know what they're doing without Rich Evans's leadership
asioe kiouPrije mjesec
Doesn’t really matter if you messed up a bit if the movie is a hot steaming pile of soft liquidy shit
MR. FISHPrije mjesec
Very cool
lance lindqvistPrije mjesec
What? I didn't know _The Blob (1988)_ was such a terrible film with excessive and loud CGI! Oh, my mistake. It's a great horror film! I also didn't see the poster. I got distracted by some new CGI pile of crap horror on the screen when you all were doing _re:View._ Sorry!
KarbineKylePrije mjesec
Good job. Look guys, you don't have to force yourself to watch this dogshit. Just toss it in as a 3-minute discussion in a roundup video, and spend your time (and ours) on things worth talking about.
manjrPrije mjesec
call out scenes without looking at the scenes again, a good movie is memorable a boring movie is forgettable period.
asioe kiouPrije mjesec
wonder woman in a hawk girl armor ? wtf
matthias zapfPrije mjesec
It’s amazing what a click-baity thumbnail can do for a video 😂
Collin YatesPrije mjesec
I never want movie theaters to close, such a different experience than the best widescreen, stereo TV. Want no slobs? Go to week day matinees., I do all the time, whole rows to yourself. Plus I have an Alamo Drafthouse near me, they know how to handle slobs.
taker68Prije mjesec
Yeah I wouldn't have been able to tell you anything about this "movie" either. I would've been bored in the first 30 minutes and started looking around my living room for stuff to clean. You guys are awesome for sitting through bloated, CGI loaded garbage like this. I wouldn't have been able to do it.
WrEX ERIXSONPrije mjesec
Not that the bar is very high, but these critiques are better than the movies.
LJ GPrije mjesec
Saint Seiya wants the golden armor back
Luichin PlaystationPrije mjesec
Surprise, surprise... cinematic failure in 2021 the era run by doped-up dropouts.
Derrick SilkPrije mjesec
the movie was awful. Forced to take my children to go see it, wish I had not been sober for that never ending experience
gluesniffer2Prije mjesec
wonder woman 1984 review is the reason why I bought 4k oled tv. Jay's miserable face reminded me how awful theater experience could be .
Dagne ZandovaitePrije mjesec
We ask you to do a reaction trailer film (The Lady of Heaven)
N 313 BPrije mjesec
We ask you to do a reaction trailer film (The Lady of Heaven)
N 313 BPrije mjesec
We ask you to do a reaction trailer film (The Lady of Heaven)
Mike, lose some weight.
The movie is soo boring I couldn’t even watch this review.
I thought the suit was made of gold because the Wonder Woman is Jewish
It's not a movie, it's an ad
When movie theaters open up, theater etiquette will go down the tubes even more thanks to everyone being so used to watching at home.
The Tumble with the dummies at the end xD these guys are so great!
Serious moment. I often watch stuff like this and while I enjoy the distraction from the day-to-day, I find myself asking, "Guys, does it really matter? Who cares?" But then I remember that it does matter. It matters because human beings crave story, and civilizations are built on the telling of stories, and morals and ideals and truths are communicated through story. And we're in an era now where the majority of people don't understand what makes story good or worthwhile, and it's gotten so bad that we have critics now praising schlock like the 1988 Blob movie because it gets basic things right like setup and payoff, or competency of characters, or internal logic and consistency. What do we lose when we lose our ability to tell good stories?
I mean the trailer was cool I guess.
INCELS RISE!!!!!!
I still like this update more than the movie.
Do they not have lounge seating where you guys live? Sounds like you guys are watching movies in Afghanistan.
I knew the first one would be a one off. And I like it a lot, but I knew this would happen.
4:45 That's the second fastest rigor mortis i've seen today.
i'm not interested in seeing this one bit, so i guess i must be doing something right....
I have the same mug that Jay's drinking from.
Have you guys reviewed the matrix?
Im glad that tripe film and its lead actor(?) are getting the slagging off they deserve, hopefully no more WW or aqua-turd films..
Even with that ass, couldn't focus DAMN SHAME
Golden Armor was for fan service and for people to think Hawkgirl was gonna come in. Honestly would have likely been a better movie with Hawkgirl.
I believe that Wonder Woman 1984 was made for children below 8.
But all jokes aside, she’s so gorgeous.
You review movies but don't like movie theatres? I like the Tour de France but hate bicycles...
You know, the more I look into 1984, the more sad it makes me. The way things happen, it does seem like the director actually DOES have some understanding off who WW is as a character and she sticks to it. WW is equal parts compassion and ass kicking, spiced up by some sexy bondage fetish liberally sprinkled on it. You see all of that in the movie. But the script is so poor that it botches all of those elements, making it just eye-rolling or laughter inducing. This concept could have been a good movie with only a few simple changes to the script and a few directing tweaks. It was almost a good movie. But if slip and faceplant less than a foot from the finish line, you still lose the race, even though you almost won.
The worst movie in 2020.... total joke on us... Director scewed it so hard to settle beef with wb....
4:10 "Yes so maybe there was a thing in post production where they...eeeeehh dehhhhh"
This clip was made to just flex that they were about to release the 'The Blob' Re:View
Plz....mandalorian seSon 2...
"Apparently [the golden armor] was shipped to her." Mike, she has Amazon Prime.
For the record, being a Canadian, it is incredibly rare to find disrespectful moviegoers. 98% of the time people are just watching the movie like everyone else, so I don't know anyone who doesn't like theatres like RLM does. It is nice to pause whatever you are watching though.
Not even 5 minutes into the movie, I thought to myself "what in the hell? They completely changed the tone. This is a comedy or something!?" About 1/3 of the way through the movie I started to like it. And yeah, I'll admit it.. overall I enjoyed watching this film. Film critics can suck it! It was a fun lil adventure.
Resetera is very angry at you
Wait a minute. If she doesn't have her powers back when she leaves Chris Pine, how come she can fly and use her lasso on lighning ? Are we supposed to be able to do that us, mere mortals ?
You can't?
Wow! After these corrections, the movie still sucks.
It would be awesome if my life operated on modern movie logic. I really wish "things (would) just show up."
"Honey I misplaced the car keys...." *looks outside and sees an unmanned tank that you magically know how to operate* "nevermind!" Que montage of a 3 hour joyride through your local town.
Diana is like 16 year old me wearing my new shoes to a walk through the forest.
Mike owns up to his shortcomings, Jay continually passes the buck. Got it.
If Linda Carter was their most proud warrior, where was she on WW1 when the nazis came, and where was she in JL when the minions invaded and almost destroy the Amazonians? ... Aming thousands of lose end questions...
The movie had such a long delay. They could have easily take a second look at it and get it right.
Hollywood is pissed at these guys.
Bad storytelling compounded by bad editing
Yeah...you definitely weren't paying attention to the movie (and I don't really blame you, btw). Because....she *did* renounce her wish. *Before* the final fight scene. She even says it.
Mske more video plz
Putting aside the fact that this movie was terrible, it also demonstrated how bad Gal Gadot is at acting. She’s such a pretty face that it almost seems like she’s good, but then you realize she’s horrible.
RED LETTER MEDIA. THE SJW'S R TRYING TO GET U CANCELED RIGHT NOW AT THIS MINUTE AND THERES LIKE 300 POST ABOUT IT SP FAR. PLEASE BE CAREFULL AND HAVE A BACK UP PLAN. BE SAFE.
I'm glad they addressed this, it bugged me a bit in the review that they got this wrong. She did renounce when she left Chris Pine, as it cleared up her wounds and gave her the power to leap into the sky and do the flying scene.
I like you guys. Honest responses.
Wonder Woman 84 was awful, like really bad lol
Cancel Crowd coming for ya, Hack Frauds. Pointing out the not gays all the time, wasn't enough. Try some more "Orange Man Bads"
Another movie I'll never watch just like TLJ and Soylo.
I didn't even know she had lost her powers to begin with.
@Ocyla ww started losing her strength pretty immediately. She got wounded by bullets which should've been the first hint. When the guy wishes for a coffee, he immediately gets burned when he takes a sip. They subtly implied it. And made it more obvious throughout. When ww said it was made by a trickster god, it was obvious they compared it to a monkey paw, nd anyone who knows anything about ancient mythology or has watched pretty much any movie trope knows how a monkey paw works. Boring girl already began to lose herself when she wishes to be more like diana. So when she revised her wish and amped it up to 100 what it took from her was 100% of her humanity which made her crazy and attack ww. She became an apex predator and it cost her everything that made her human, pretty sure they mentioned that in the movie too. It was shitty execution but unless you were mindlessly watching the movie, the answer was there the whole time. The wishing cock decided what it took from you if donald trump didn't explicitly decide what he wanted back. The fact that he didn't always take something was kind of dumb and inconsistent. It wasn't the best writing but a lot of it was either implied or briefly touched upon
@Lowkey Loki Well to be fair I don't think it was implied if you make a wish you directly take someone elses stuff or get to pick what you take? Like how does that work? Boring lady wants to be like WW, so she gets her wish and what, WW loses her power to boring lady? Then what does boring lady lose? At the end Lite Donand Trump grants a wish then decides what he takes, but others don't? I don't even know.
You guys really watched on autopilot huh lol
I'm the same. I had no idea?
Diana almost winning the race as a child made the adult Amazons look weak. Anyone else think so?
Yeah Jay was correct in the HiTB review, Diana renounces her wish after their 2nd goodbye...but again missed opp via bad story structure/script writing: ya got cool historic golden armor of Legendary Amazon Warrior, so maybe use a short opening (trash the long decathlon "Cheats don't win" opener) to show the legend of Asteria, fighting in her armor (hiding her Lynda Carter face) and have Diana USE the cool armor during the movie since she is vulnerable: in her Saudi Arabia & White House battles since Cheetah took them via her wish. Or like Mike suggests, Cheetah fight wish renouncing to also make the Legend armor set up & pay off. The Blob '88 screenwriting 101 rule: set things up and pay them off layer on for the characters. It's just piles and piles of J World 1 & 2, Spider Man 3, ST Into Darkness, Amazing Spiderman 2 levels of poopy plot convenient scripting & bad structure (how this still happens after so many examples just the past 10 years of big studio fare is mind boggling).
Marvel shills.
1:30 You're welcome
I think Mike might have been right the first time about renouncing her wish, the movie just did a poor job making it clear
What is the ... ummm... Wonderful Woman defeats the Blob...
If only Patty Jenkins realized her script and story was shit, she could’ve saved face and pulled a Tom Green....by knowingly and purposely making a shitty movie
Jay is dressed like he's got a riot in Seattle to attend after they're done shooting this
"Eben if a fat guy is eating a hot dog in your ear" Doesn't the guy on the right count as fat in the US himself? I mean he has no neck at all.
why did linda carter hide her neck wrinkes with a conspicuous blue scarf? why didnt they just cgi airbrush out the turkey neck bits?
You two weren't wrong about Diana already getting her powers back when she wore the suit. Only Mike was wrong. Jay was right
I'm convinced Mike has some sugar in his tank, or maybe it's a midwest thing.
wait but jay knew when she renounced her wish. Mike's the only one that got it wrong.
"With Wonder Woman I was in and out... of consciousness."
lmao, we didn't really watch the movie, but it's the movie's fault.
Yes, the movie is too boring and nonsensical to be invested in
4:45 GAL, NO, THEY’RE JUST CHILDREN
So in a nutshell: "we were wrong but the movie was wronger"
Isnt your review series literally called HALF IN THE BAG because you just rant about stuff half drunk? Who cares man, just have fun
I already forgot this film existed. And now I am going to go back to forgetting it.
I must come clean. I admit I do not fully pay attention to Mike and Jay while on the toilet also.
idk their names. its not both of their faults its the big guy. plinketts fault. the skinny dude pointed out that she DID renounce her wish when walking away and plinkett said no.
Sooooooooooooo Star Trek Discovery Season 3 review when?????
Please review Promising Young Woman. Jay. Mike. Your country needs you.
god, Mike, you're STILL getting things wrong. 1. The armor didn't come from a Asteria's fight _on_ the island. It was a fight to let the Amazons _escape to_ the island -- to the boats, actually. 2. Diana talks about trying to find Asteria and Diana directly found the armor. The armor wasn't "shipped to her" anonymously and for no reason, as you said here. 3. You still didn't deal with when you said that you don't recall that it was implied Diana raped the man whose body they've stolen. You were out of the room again when Diana and proxy-Steve woke up in bed naked together, which is one of _the_ Hollywood visual euphemisms for "we just had sex." Do us a favor and actually watch the movie. Do the job you're paid for, and watch the movie. Or refund your patreons, because you're not doing the job. You may even find you can write a more coherent review, because what you did the first time around stinks. For example: it's obvious that Diana would not have knowledge of Kristen Wiig getting her wish updated, so the armor makes no sense in any context that's actually given. At best they could imply that she gets her powers back slowly, just like she lost them, or the armor was originally meant for Max Powers, but the wing parts getting bent out of shape made them nonfunctional, and that's one reason she'd ditch them. Except they made the movie crescendo. Clearly there was retro-active editing and sound mixing. This is the director/writer not making up her damn mind. They just wanted the armor to set up and remind, and pay off the stinger, and that's it, and they didn't care about how they did it. that's a doable hypothesis, ain't it? And that's how you could've done a review. But all we got was, "wha? I missed it? this thing didn't happen (except it did you fucking idiot), so it doesn't make sense. OK next thing that I didn't get because of my own incompetence. Don't ever bash cinema sins, mike, now or in the future, and I hope you never have, because that was a cinema sins episode that you did.
It's Max Lord, not Max Powers (which they messed up as well).
Garbage review from garbage
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So this is just a HRclubs teaser for the The Blob re:view. Neat.
I hated the first, it was a Marvel Phase One type movie. Patty J has no style to the way she films. It could have been directed by a computer.
Jay cosplaying as Delsin Rowe from Infamous Second Son?
What did they say? My laundry went off.
But also, she goes flying for several minutes... away from Washington... only to fly back to Washington to get the armour, even though she had no idea what she was up against other than guys with guns, which she has shown to be more than capable of defeating. She had no idea about Cheetah at this stage. Also, why not just make herself invisible?
Surprise, surprise... cinematic failure in 2021 the era run by doped-up dropouts.
That clip at the end. So good!
Mike is Def gay
These hack frauds don't know what they're doing without Rich Evans's leadership
Doesn’t really matter if you messed up a bit if the movie is a hot steaming pile of soft liquidy shit
Very cool
What? I didn't know _The Blob (1988)_ was such a terrible film with excessive and loud CGI! Oh, my mistake. It's a great horror film! I also didn't see the poster. I got distracted by some new CGI pile of crap horror on the screen when you all were doing _re:View._ Sorry!
Good job. Look guys, you don't have to force yourself to watch this dogshit. Just toss it in as a 3-minute discussion in a roundup video, and spend your time (and ours) on things worth talking about.
call out scenes without looking at the scenes again, a good movie is memorable a boring movie is forgettable period.
wonder woman in a hawk girl armor ? wtf
It’s amazing what a click-baity thumbnail can do for a video 😂
I never want movie theaters to close, such a different experience than the best widescreen, stereo TV. Want no slobs? Go to week day matinees., I do all the time, whole rows to yourself. Plus I have an Alamo Drafthouse near me, they know how to handle slobs.
Yeah I wouldn't have been able to tell you anything about this "movie" either. I would've been bored in the first 30 minutes and started looking around my living room for stuff to clean. You guys are awesome for sitting through bloated, CGI loaded garbage like this. I wouldn't have been able to do it.
Not that the bar is very high, but these critiques are better than the movies.
Saint Seiya wants the golden armor back
Surprise, surprise... cinematic failure in 2021 the era run by doped-up dropouts.
the movie was awful. Forced to take my children to go see it, wish I had not been sober for that never ending experience
wonder woman 1984 review is the reason why I bought 4k oled tv. Jay's miserable face reminded me how awful theater experience could be .
We ask you to do a reaction trailer film (The Lady of Heaven)
We ask you to do a reaction trailer film (The Lady of Heaven)
We ask you to do a reaction trailer film (The Lady of Heaven)