I Have a Confession to Make...

This isn't easy for me to talk about... For the past 6 months there has been a shadow looming over my life. A pastry shaped shadow that has started to bleed into other parts of my day-to-day and I neither me nor my personal trainer can handle it anymore. You deserve better and, more importantly, I deserve better. And the only way to face this head on is to go straight to Pop Tart HQ and confront Mr. Kellogg himself... Wish me luck.
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  • What happened to mark ? Never knew he was a racist 😔 it really sad because he was my favorite HRclubsr

    Momo YukiMomo YukiPrije sat
  • What are Pop Tarts?????

    puppetmasterinpuppetmasterinPrije 3 sati
  • Mark? Has reviewing food finally broken you?

    MotorMattMotorMattPrije 10 sati
  • Did anyone else write a list?

    Larissa WuLarissa WuPrije 12 sati
  • Frosted Pop-Tarts < Frosted Toaster Strudel

    toxiclunchtoxiclunchPrije 14 sati
  • Oh my lord theres so much poptart boxes ;-;"

    Julianna Venisce PerezJulianna Venisce PerezPrije 17 sati
  • I fell you

    Roman SanchezRoman SanchezPrije dan
  • 13:21

    Kars AjaKars AjaPrije dan
  • yeh but pop tarts are supposed to be like pie-ish things and pies aren’t frosted so if you wanna have a pie for breakfast get the unfrosted ones.

    Vomer ConchVomer ConchPrije dan
    • @Vomer Conch you can just buy pie's XD its probably not the same than making them yourself but according to markiplier everything is better than pop tarts. they dont do those in my country so i dont know how bad they must be. But theres alot of unhealthy food anyway so idc XD

      LiandreLiandrePrije 12 sati
    • @Liandre but then you have to make a pie

      Vomer ConchVomer ConchPrije 13 sati
    • or just get a pie instead XD

      LiandreLiandrePrije 13 sati
  • Keanu Reeves.. anybody else or just me?

    Cody MendolaCody MendolaPrije dan
  • 20:21 😂😂 *then cRaZy gOod!*

    Charles MorelandCharles MorelandPrije dan
  • Quarantine hit mark so hard

    Unbelievable BravoUnbelievable BravoPrije dan
  • I don't like chacolate anything because it's usually all cheap very overrated flavor.

    The ChiefThe ChiefPrije dan
  • Even Mooorrrreee unhinged........ (notice the same shirt as Del Monte video) STOP...get some help ( jk everyone)

    Nicole LNicole LPrije dan
  • look at 3:28 😂😂😂😂his face is hilarious

    Zack GrechZack GrechPrije dan
  • so its not just me

    beefunny247beefunny247Prije dan
  • Yah! Yah! Yah! (Whip sounds) 😂😂😂

    Fireball FlamingoFireball FlamingoPrije dan
  • 1:00

    William GabrielWilliam GabrielPrije 2 dana
  • That you are John wicks brother 😎

    kerptickerpticPrije 2 dana
  • Mark. What did you do with all the extra Pop-Tarts?

    BaboonballsBaboonballsPrije 2 dana
  • 18:05 mark pog

    What the fuck is love?What the fuck is love?Prije 2 dana
  • 554k people love cinnamon roll pop tarts

    B1xB1xPrije 3 dana
  • i love how mark has learned that his fans will watch a 33 min video about poptarts with a 5 minute intro and its just not questioned

    MayaMayaPrije 3 dana
  • Also, I've never actually toasted a Poptart :)

    Rae HammondRae HammondPrije 3 dana
  • Evan knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he bought all those Poptarts.

    Rae HammondRae HammondPrije 3 dana
  • Fun little story! So my dad used to eat PopTarts a lot when he was in college because his brother was so hyper that they never got sugary treats. He was a diehard, we're talking a couple PopTarts per day, but then one day he screwed up. He had this janky toaster that he bought for himself and would launch food out, but he didn't see the harm for a PopTart cause hey! It's just a worse strudel, right? And when it launched, it landed icing down aaaaand he had to go to the hospital for the burns. Idk, he repeats it a lot so it's funny to him and embedded in my brain by now man.

    Smol Emo BeanSmol Emo BeanPrije 3 dana
  • Just give it away

    Drips ForeverDrips ForeverPrije 3 dana
  • I’m finnish and trying so hard to understand what poptarts are. Is it bread? Is it a cookie? I’m so confused

    Eucis93Eucis93Prije 3 dana
    • @Kim Eye that sounds gross. Thank you!

      Eucis93Eucis93Prije dan
    • Closer to a cookie texture than bread, but not even a good cookie. Very dry, and then the filling is like the sweetest most "fake fruit" flavored jam you can imagine.

      Kim EyeKim EyePrije 2 dana
  • I eat my toaster pastries frozen.

    Celestial SystemCelestial SystemPrije 3 dana
  • Ayyy now I'm not sad for not being allowed pop tarts thanks Mark

    CynicSaadCynicSaadPrije 3 dana
  • mark dont complain because you love pop tarts >>>>>>>>>>>>:(

    Ronnie-Lee FlynnRonnie-Lee FlynnPrije 3 dana
  • 1: mark has been eating to mutch 2: MARK IS EATING THATS AGAINST HIS DIAT EAT AIR NOW MARK >:(

    Ronnie-Lee FlynnRonnie-Lee FlynnPrije 3 dana
  • NAAAHHHHH unfrosted strawberry is the move

    JustBobbyJustBobbyPrije 3 dana
  • his math was off. the number of poptarts that he calculated shouldve been multiplied by 2. there are 2 poptarts per foil package.

    Jordan FlemingJordan FlemingPrije 3 dana
  • So fun fact that I just found out is wild berry pop tarts are called crazy berry here in Canada

    TheRisingHeroTheRisingHeroPrije 3 dana
  • Mark desserts better

    KidKaster KKKidKaster KKPrije 4 dana
  • my toaster doesn't have the word toast in it...

    A Different ChannelA Different ChannelPrije 4 dana
  • “You guys won’t tell anyone about this right?” The five million of us: Yep! We won’t tell a soul!

    Amy The wolfAmy The wolfPrije 4 dana
  • There are no words.

    Terry Stover-DodrillTerry Stover-DodrillPrije 4 dana
  • The editing of this video is Top Tier. 😂😂😂

    Kyan CuarteKyan CuartePrije 4 dana
  • Didn't Poptarts almost kill you earlier in the year?

    Rebel1121Rebel1121Prije 4 dana
  • Hes confession is just a fuckton of poptarts

    John Roland BinamiraJohn Roland BinamiraPrije 5 dana
  • You’re making me hungry. How dare you....

    Meeks Animation StudiosMeeks Animation StudiosPrije 5 dana
  • I can take like all of those poptarts off of you if you still got some :p

    Eye8ballEye8ballPrije 5 dana
  • Iiiiiii

    Crèu Cat クル猫Crèu Cat クル猫Prije 5 dana
  • I have only ever eaten a pop tart "cold". With all the icing and stuff on top, I thought it would melt into the toaster and that was just a mess I didn't want to get yelled at for or clean

    Ellie P.Ellie P.Prije 5 dana
  • I like how he just insults companies that he wants sponsorships from while using derogatory language and references.

    Michael HolmesMichael HolmesPrije 5 dana
  • Mark: *admits he's been eating Poptarts for 6 months* Me: what's so bad about that? Mark: *reads nutritional facts*

    shinytbell10shinytbell10Prije 5 dana
  • poptarts-

    ChibiChibiPrije 5 dana
  • 9:24 Me when i've been awake all night and knows it's school tomorrow

    Elsa LööfElsa LööfPrije 5 dana
  • Me too my life is terrible to But you Gotta do Life have fun in the process even if it was terrible things in the process to

    Howdy 2 Googl Plex quintillion quadrillion PartnerHowdy 2 Googl Plex quintillion quadrillion PartnerPrije 5 dana
  • Oreos

    Howdy 2 Googl Plex quintillion quadrillion PartnerHowdy 2 Googl Plex quintillion quadrillion PartnerPrije 5 dana
  • have you ever eaten a slightly frozen toaster strudel?

  • 19:55 didn't expect this

    Gabriel CGabriel CPrije 5 dana
  • All I have to say is cherry is NOT the best

    Maddie LouMaddie LouPrije 5 dana
  • I'm still confused as to why you have so many poptarts.. holy sheep.....

    Mandi DivineMandi DivinePrije 5 dana
  • I feelso bad for you mark, but hey you made it thorugh.

    Lance BiggersLance BiggersPrije 5 dana
  • : ( I like cold poptarts.

    Skullboy707Skullboy707Prije 5 dana
  • I eat them raw! >:3 ( aka I do not heat them up! *MUAHAHAHAHAHA!* )

    Tangle HamainTangle HamainPrije 6 dana
  • well i come from CE, watch this video anyway

    Pudlik MadafakaPudlik MadafakaPrije 6 dana
  • I think he’s gay

    NuggetOJNuggetOJPrije 6 dana
  • Oh great another youtube confession video

    ————————Prije 6 dana
  • Markiplier: Trashes Poptarts for being unhealthy and mediocre for the entire video Also Markiplier: Asks for sponsorship from Poptarts

    Tony GirgisTony GirgisPrije 6 dana
  • some serious walter white vibes at the start of the video

    sonof skysonof skyPrije 6 dana
  • the video that nearly killed markiplier

    Olivia BlakeOlivia BlakePrije 6 dana
  • 10:50 big mood

    Just a weebJust a weebPrije 6 dana
  • I’ve never eaten toasted pop tarts 😬 all “raw” or frozen

    Casey BemisCasey BemisPrije 7 dana
  • I hate those thing i hate it is super sweet but it make me sick but have wonder full day markiplier

    lifeofdeathgachalifeofdeathgachaPrije 7 dana
  • Amazing voice.

    Mark JacobsonMark JacobsonPrije 7 dana
  • 15:31 this is where the blood flow gets clogged and he starts getting all dizzy Me:"First time?"

    Zachary MendozaZachary MendozaPrije 7 dana
  • Pop Tarts are the root of all evil

    KryptosKryptosPrije 7 dana
  • Hello non-existing person how ya'll doing

    Francelys PañaFrancelys PañaPrije 7 dana
  • No one: Mark: **cries in too many pop tarts**

    Sam RyderSam RyderPrije 7 dana
  • 26:14 it was at that moment he knew......he fuck up

    SuperIcemxePlushkidSuperIcemxePlushkidPrije 7 dana
  • *I thought he was going to admit he does his hair with an egg beater*

    J. W. K.J. W. K.Prije 7 dana
  • I looked up a piano tutorial for River Flows in You how the heck did I get here

    JackTheBreadGuyJackTheBreadGuyPrije 7 dana
  • Thats the unnus annus table

    mohmmad obeidmohmmad obeidPrije 7 dana
  • Pt: DUDE YOU HAVE AN ADDICTION!! Mark: * snorts powder pop tart * no I don't...

    Mike ChavesMike ChavesPrije 7 dana
  • WHAT!!?? You've been busy snacking on whole boxes of pop tarts? THATS IT!! POP TART REHAB!!!!

    Mike ChavesMike ChavesPrije 7 dana
  • Well im sorry me and my family too getto to have a toaster😒

    ·Atsumu Miya··Atsumu Miya·Prije 7 dana
  • Open box of pop tarts in the background lmao

    AbiAbiPrije 7 dana
  • I thought you were going to come out as gay.

    Mr. KasshuMr. KasshuPrije 7 dana
  • 16,000 cal now you got to go to the beach and jog back-and-forth at least eight times For the lose all that

    THE RED DEVIL LamborghiniTHE RED DEVIL LamborghiniPrije 7 dana
  • I always eat them raw

    Marek RokoshMarek RokoshPrije 8 dana
  • Annus never died on Unus Annus. He died because Alex beheaded him for eating poptarts.

    The WheelThe WheelPrije 8 dana
    • I know they are "different entities" this is entirely funny juice. This was just pre-writen incase "mark not annus" pops up...

      The WheelThe WheelPrije 8 dana
  • just watching this video gave me type 2

    GnobbaGnobbaPrije 8 dana
  • Am I the only person eating a pop tart during this video???

    GadgetGadgetPrije 8 dana
    • what is a pop tart?

      pupuwopupuwoPrije 8 dana
  • Ahh dude. Don't worry about it. You should see my coffee stash.

    Poison MookiePoison MookiePrije 8 dana
  • this guy is an idiot and I could get through only 5 minutes before I had to turn it off

    orlando moyahorlando moyahPrije 8 dana
  • Wow does anyone believe this guy because you need to have extremely stupid on your resume to even listen to this guy

    orlando moyahorlando moyahPrije 8 dana
  • you see this is where the click bait comes into place...this person is not telling the truth...this person would not know the truth if it hit him in the face

    orlando moyahorlando moyahPrije 8 dana
  • Lixian's confession... Bob's confession... Wade's confession... Marcus and Rachel's confession... Markiplier's confession

    hopp hipphopp hippPrije 8 dana
  • "what was I saying? yeah, companies. Corporations. Bullshit right? Who needs em? I do, sponsor me." first vid I've ever seen of this dude and its fucking hilarious

    Tyler HydeTyler HydePrije 8 dana
  • mark..you okay? u need help my friend.. and i'll help you so i'll sub !

    Kimi NawilisKimi NawilisPrije 8 dana
  • i havent even had pop tarts XD

    IMELEEONLY 76IMELEEONLY 76Prije 8 dana
  • Chocolate chip cookie dough, oreo, fudge, and brownie are my favorite flavors of desserts fpr most everything

    Cam9Cam9Cam9Cam9Cam9Cam9Prije 8 dana
  • this week on my strange addiction: pOptarts

    an oddtreean oddtreePrije 9 dana
  • Markiplier is the biggest mood lmao

    Coconut_ HethensCoconut_ HethensPrije 9 dana
  • Mark: Imma eat these poptarts. Also Mark a few days later: So I'm in the hospital for an intestinal blockage... Mark, 2 days later on Twitter: I pooped.

    Lucas FraczekLucas FraczekPrije 9 dana
  • These ones gotta be hot, so I’m willing to wait for this one.. but I’m not willing to wait and entertain ya, I’m gonna be on my phone. *entertains us with tasteful beep boop bopping anyways*

    Ryan FordRyan FordPrije 9 dana